THEN YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS!!! WITH A HELLO CUTIE DILDO! CAUSE MAYBE IF YOU HAVE A KITTEN SHOVED UP THERE FAR ENOUGH, IT'LL TICKLE THAT MICROBIC PIECE OF FLESH THAT YOU CALL A BRAIN TO MAKE YOU REALIZE THAT CATS ARE THE FUCKING SHIT!
With that said ^_^ Cats are great. The Egyptians knew :P BUT.... Cats are not Demonic Kittens... Demonic Kittens are the little furballs with red glowing eyes that hide under your bed and wait for you to step close enough so that they can pounce on your toes and gnaw straight through to the bone until you fall over... Then their buddies come and help finish the job. ^_~
Get a Demonic Kitten today... Nothing beats having your flesh torn apart by cute little teeth belonging to Fluffkins.